If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.

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I usually decide what to wear in the morning, but sometimes, I'll have a favorite coat or sweater or shoes, and I'll wear them everyday for a week!

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.