I vividly remember being 14. That was the age when I started to get happy: I started being a writer and stopped being a loser.

I joined MySpace in September 2003. At that time no one was on there at all. I felt like a loser while all the cool kids were at some other school. So I mass e-mailed between 30,000 and 50,000 people and told them to come over. Everybody joined overnight.

I forgive my mom for being a psycho and my dad for being a loser.

Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful.

It's not life or death it's a game and at the end of the game there is going to be a winner and a loser.

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.

I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

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I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.

To be a good loser is to learn how to win.

Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl, where you always have to have one team that wins and the other team has to be a loser.

A peace is of the nature of a conquest for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser.

That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.