Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.

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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.