No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.

I can't record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.

Barry, Barry, arry, Barry, Bqarry, Bwarry, Bsarry, Bzarry, Bqrry, Bwrry, Bsrry, Bzrry, Baqrry, Bawrry, Basrry, Bazrry, Baerry, Ba4rry, Ba5rry, Batrry, Bafrry, Baery, Ba4ry, Ba5ry, Batry, Bafry, Barery, Bar4ry, Bar5ry, Bartry, Barfry, Barery, Bar4ry, Bar5ry, Bartry, Barfry, Barey, Bar4y, Bar5y, Barty, Barfy, Barrey, Barr4y, Barr5y, Barrty, Barrfy, Barrty, Barr6y, Barr7y, Barruy, Barrhy, Barrt, Barr6, Barr7, Barru, Barrh, Barryt, Barry6, Barry7, Barryu, Barryh.

John Barry was my hero when I was about 13. His scores to the James Bond movies were the scores of my life back then.

I haven't seen a player in this game, as long as I've been in it, that can't be pitched to... Barry is an outstanding ballplayer. I respect him an awful lot. I also have confidence in my pitchers that they can pitch to Barry Bonds and get him out.

I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do think it's very romantic to cook dinner and sit around the piano at night and sing together.